I started collecting quotes in college when I realized that the people around me often said the most bizarre things. This hasn't changed - my friends, my family, and my professors all say bizarre things. Often. Therefore my collection is too bloody huge to be to be just one page, so it's been neatly organized into categories just for your convenience. (There, don't you feel special?) Additionally, I've moved from collecting only bizarre things that people around me say to bizarre/amusing/profound statements, either spoken or written, that I come across.